Eduardo I don’t even know how Eduardo got the bottle rocket he shot himself with— you have to cross the state border to buy fireworks ‘cause they’re illegal in the city.
Santa I grabbed a cigarette with sweaty fingers and took my first drag in five years, eleven months and twelve days.
My City Beats Your City Every Day Gary’s a city, too, and all due respect to the city of Gary and its residents, but Gary thanks God for my city.
