Our Grill Dad, Who Art in Barbecue Heaven
Scholars have uncovered shocking new evidence of a gross mistranslation of ancient texts which could shake the very foundations of religion worldwide.
Flash Fiction
Theories about the Gun Buried in a Shoebox at the Back of Your Son’s Closet
by Beth Sherman
1. It was given to him by your ex-husband because he’s a kid who’s lost interest in video games, school, sports, and anything that does not involve sitting in his room alone for hours at a time.
2. It’s been passed down from your
The Goshawks
You think I’m joking about the goshawks, but I am deadly serious.
Ad Astra
“How do you spend your days?” I ask, not sure if I want to hear the answer.
Suplex
Gran is very old and her bones are brittle, so her chest caves in. But she’s alive.
updated bio.docx (Or, Another Possible Explanation For What My Problem Is)
Nisha is so aware that her life and everything in it is absurd.
YuleKing
...several pallets of long-burn firewood: her lifeblood, delivered faithfully to her doorstep atop a stinking mountain...