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Mick Foley Falls Through an Announcers Table While I Fall Asleep

Mick Foley Falls Through an Announcers Table While I Fall Asleep

He didn’t really capture the hearts and minds of many in terms of his physical prowess.
By JAKE Dec 24, 2024
Notes from a Spatula

Notes from a Spatula

I knew the woke mob would come for me one day.
By JAKE Dec 18, 2024
Wedding Spoon

Wedding Spoon

Until then we’d used my bachelor utensils, a lightweight set inherited from a former roommate, provenance unknown.
By JAKE Dec 17, 2024
Lesbian God Says To Let It Go

Lesbian God Says To Let It Go

God’s bangles chime as she gestures around her.
By JAKE Dec 7, 2024
Spill Your Guts

Spill Your Guts

And then she took a breath and went into the bathroom.
By JAKE Dec 5, 2024
Our Grill Dad, Who Art in Barbecue Heaven

Our Grill Dad, Who Art in Barbecue Heaven

Scholars have uncovered shocking new evidence of a gross mistranslation of ancient texts which could shake the very foundations of religion worldwide.
By JAKE Nov 28, 2024
Theories about the Gun Buried in a Shoebox at the Back of Your Son’s Closet

Theories about the Gun Buried in a Shoebox at the Back of Your Son’s Closet

by Beth Sherman 1. It was given to him by your ex-husband because he’s a kid who’s lost interest in video games, school, sports, and anything that does not involve sitting in his room alone for hours at a time. 2. It’s been passed down from your
By JAKE Nov 21, 2024

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