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How I Became the God of Crows

How I Became the God of Crows

It would have been inconsequential if it’d happened to anyone else, except it happened to me, and I don’t lose things.
By JAKE Jul 25, 2023
The Week After I Graduated in No Specific Order

The Week After I Graduated in No Specific Order

I’m not picky.
By JAKE Jul 15, 2023
Crybaby Ferris Sucks

Crybaby Ferris Sucks

Baby kept costing us matches, throwing punches at opponents that missed and caught me right in the mush, tripping and accidentally hitting me with his big splash, that kind of stuff.
By JAKE Jul 10, 2023

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