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Clicky-Thing: a modern review of the Carhartt Relaxed Fit Washed Duck Sherpa-Lined Utility Jacket with a 2 Warmer Rating

Clicky-Thing: a modern review of the Carhartt Relaxed Fit Washed Duck Sherpa-Lined Utility Jacket with a 2 Warmer Rating

Anyway, I decided that this was the year I’d get a proper winter jacket again.
By JAKE Mar 31, 2023
JOHN CENA IS BAD AT HAIKUS

JOHN CENA IS BAD AT HAIKUS

you can't see me
By JAKE Mar 29, 2023
There's Nazis In Them There Fredonian Hills

There's Nazis In Them There Fredonian Hills

The first thing that Selma saw in her Art and Architecture classroom was a shakily drawn peace sign on the blackboard. “Peace for Fredonia,” it read, just as shakily, underneath.
By JAKE Mar 6, 2023

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