JOHN CENA IS BAD AT HAIKUS
you can't see me
JAKE
I WANT TO KNOW THE CHICKEN’S NAME
I also want to ask if it knows /
what a road is. If it ever actually /
knows where it’s going. Or why
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Neoliberal Prayer #1: Bedtime Prayer
Dear Lord, / I ask not for / riches or wealth,
Neoliberal Prayer #3: Prayer to Saint Alexa
ALEXA! CONTINUE RECORDING!
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CW: animal death, cannibalism, violent imagery
When Are You Free
The lake’s schedule was more fluid,
/ naturally, but we squeezed in the time,