I’m Sorry for Your Loss
I busy myself at the buffet table, straightening dishes of soggy pasta salad and toothpick-skewered salami cubes.
JAKE
Ten Easy Steps to Creating Your Own Religion, Being Your Own God, and Staying a Step Ahead of AI
ChatGPT will write these steps anyway.
Mike
Maybe that’s why Tim invites Mike to his concert off the coast of Spain.
Cannon-Shot Dog
by Noah Powers
Man, let me tell you,
they shot that motherfucker
straight out of a cannon.
Packed that sumbitch
with a fresh load of powder.
Lit the wick like a Yankee Candle.
Sent his tiny ass through a cloud!
Left a tiny dog-shaped hole
in that cloud. Look at
self-portrait as your local hot girl's Instagram DMs
(cw: adult content, crass verbatim)
Ask Me Something
"I think I ruined the end of the world," he said.
An Exercise in Meandering
I taught your favourite dance move to the furniture-