Rangoon
“I know those guys,” my father would say. “They’re just a glorified referral service.”
JAKE
The Sara Chain Letter
A bunch of text, on a forum post or in an email, telling the reader they had four minutes to send the letter to ten people or else they would drop dead in a week. And other multitudinous variations.
ALTERNATIVE TIMELINES/DEATH SPIRAL
All miracles can be explained through standard deviation.
WE THOUGHT IT WAS OUR ABILITY TO LOVE THAT MADE US HUMAN, BUT IT TURNS OUT IT WAS ACTUALLY OUR ABILITY TO SELECT EACH IMAGE CONTAINING A BOAT
Is there a difference between sonar and bad vibes?
My Golden Retriever is an Asshole
Chester was more of a Nietzsche dog, believing hope is for losers.
Casualties of War
For the rest of his life, he’ll tell people this was the first Super Bowl he remembers.
Broken Bricks
A red brick wall, the ground along it lined / with chips of brick; how came they in those piles?