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The Tide King

The Tide King

After getting fired for colliding with a car turning right, Tyler went to the seediest bar he knew to console himself with filth and grime and terrible beer. He got all this plus some kind words from his tenth-grade health teacher, who was there sipping lagers.

Dreamhouse

Dreamhouse

Hell, it was her idea to bring Signature Ken™ to life in the first place. She wanted a partner. Someone who was as driven as she was, when she realized the market was there for the taking, all these girls with dreams and aspirations, with mothers cheerleading Hell yeah!

trans* (a librarian's definition)

trans* (a librarian's definition)

truncation is particularly useful when a search term is recognized to have several endings, all of which represent the same or similar ideas.

While Waiting to Clear Customs at BUD International Airport

While Waiting to Clear Customs at BUD International Airport

And if you are not resurrected, what then?

Flattening Ebbinghaus’s Forgetting Curve

Flattening Ebbinghaus’s Forgetting Curve

And now, days later, as I field my own self-initiated questions with no ready answers, I make a promise to myself to make my memories matter. To write.

Jesus is in her bedroom

Jesus is in her bedroom

The girl wonders, not for the first time, whether she should tell Nonna about Him.

Teaching Anthony Bourdain to Eat Crawfish

Teaching Anthony Bourdain to Eat Crawfish