BREAKING: NEW YORK WOMAN
A momentous occurrence. A great crisis of some kind.
Something quite newsworthy. A significant event
JAKE
Animal Control
I’m going to train you all to hunt coyotes.
SALT COMEDY
Too much salt, love. How silly of me.
The Mordor Lamentations of Samwise Gamgee as He Prepares a Brace of Coneys
Before hooking up with Mr. Frodo, I was in a bad way.
The Shoemaker’s Elves Help Out in the Walmart Parking Lot
BUY HERE! HE HAS THE BEST STUFF IN TOWN!
Relish
FIVE OPEN THINGS OF BUDGET MAYO IN MY FRIDGE, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Lather, Rinse, Repeat and Never Stop
I need my distance and space but still,
I need her