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Ladies' night is in retrograde

Ladies' night is in retrograde

I say to myself in the mirror—just to see
By JAKE Aug 23, 2023
In 2055 the water will be two feet deeper around Manhattan

In 2055 the water will be two feet deeper around Manhattan

I pay for my tacos. She pays for something she didn’t ask for.
By JAKE Aug 23, 2023
The Fable of Darwin and the Baby Bunny

The Fable of Darwin and the Baby Bunny

Life isn’t fair.
By JAKE Aug 22, 2023
The Tide King

The Tide King

After getting fired for colliding with a car turning right, Tyler went to the seediest bar he knew to console himself with filth and grime and terrible beer. He got all this plus some kind words from his tenth-grade health teacher, who was there sipping lagers.
By JAKE Aug 21, 2023
Dreamhouse

Dreamhouse

Hell, it was her idea to bring Signature Ken™ to life in the first place. She wanted a partner. Someone who was as driven as she was, when she realized the market was there for the taking, all these girls with dreams and aspirations, with mothers cheerleading Hell yeah!
By JAKE Aug 20, 2023
trans* (a librarian's definition)

trans* (a librarian's definition)

truncation is particularly useful when a search term is recognized to have several endings, all of which represent the same or similar ideas.
By JAKE Aug 19, 2023
While Waiting to Clear Customs at BUD International Airport

While Waiting to Clear Customs at BUD International Airport

And if you are not resurrected, what then?
By JAKE Aug 19, 2023

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