The Universe Shrinks to the Size of a Pinhead Eight Minutes Before the Opening Bell in the Faculty Break Room
I have a daughter. I have two children older than you.
JAKE
After We Watch The Girl, There are Birds and Bones Flying Everywhere When Supervising Middle Schoolers at Lunchtime
Pigeon is dead.
Our Generous Benefits Include Mental Health Interventions
I took one step to the right, but she took one step to the left, her left, my right, and there we were again, and we laughed a little, yes we did, a little quiet laugh: how silly are we.
BREAKING: one man dead from Bikini Kill crowd, no one cares
if i remove both ankles, then i have no weakness.
Much Obliged
On Tuesday I had to drag the garbage can back to its little pen myself, but the trick repeated itself that Friday, my not being able to break away from my keyboard until after one, when I’d finished my list of recommended Roto-league pick-ups for the following week (Buy: Juan Soto. No shit.)
The Night I Met Reincarnated Andy Warhol at Bonnie’s Bar & Grill in Fairview Park, Ohio
Weirdly, he skipped the soup
Friday Supper
[A]ll it takes is a moment to go south when my twin sister Darla brings home Furlong Dong...