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BREAKING: one man dead from Bikini Kill crowd, no one cares

BREAKING: one man dead from Bikini Kill crowd, no one cares

if i remove both ankles, then i have no weakness.
By JAKE May 1, 2024
Much Obliged

Much Obliged

On Tuesday I had to drag the garbage can back to its little pen myself, but the trick repeated itself that Friday, my not being able to break away from my keyboard until after one, when I’d finished my list of recommended Roto-league pick-ups for the following week (Buy: Juan Soto. No shit.)
By JAKE Apr 29, 2024
The Night I Met Reincarnated Andy Warhol at Bonnie’s Bar & Grill in Fairview Park, Ohio

The Night I Met Reincarnated Andy Warhol at Bonnie’s Bar & Grill in Fairview Park, Ohio

Weirdly, he skipped the soup
By JAKE Apr 27, 2024
Friday Supper

Friday Supper

[A]ll it takes is a moment to go south when my twin sister Darla brings home Furlong Dong...
By JAKE Apr 25, 2024
Strident Opinion Based on Nothing

Strident Opinion Based on Nothing

For a bunion?
By JAKE Apr 24, 2024
The Crocodile Comes for Everyone

The Crocodile Comes for Everyone

What I do remember is two grandfathers, 26 years apart.
By JAKE Apr 23, 2024
HEAVEN’S BEST AND FINEST NOTES APP POETRY

HEAVEN’S BEST AND FINEST NOTES APP POETRY

Truth be told, I’m a liar. That’s a lie. Or a truth. I don’t know.
By JAKE Apr 22, 2024

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