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How to ███████ Blackout ████

How to ███████ Blackout ████

1. Choose...anything. All that matters is...your source...to manipulate
By JAKE Jun 29, 2024
Ode To My Cicada Homies (3301)

Ode To My Cicada Homies (3301)

C to the I to the C-A-D-A
By JAKE Jun 29, 2024
Anticipatory Grief

Anticipatory Grief

But the...vision flickers forward six months and you bury your father with a round, protruding belly.
By JAKE Jun 28, 2024
Etiquette

Etiquette

I’m asked every night to defuse / a time bomb,
By JAKE Jun 26, 2024
Threes a crowd

Threes a crowd

I didn’t utter the words “I love you” again in a romantic context for more than two years...
By JAKE Jun 25, 2024
Chump Change

Chump Change

He means my Ralph Lauren Polo, of which I have four, and my mother bought it for me last Christmas. I wore it tonight because it’s the tightest shirt I own. I tell him my pimp bought it. He can’t tell if I’m joking.
By JAKE Jun 24, 2024
Holding Hands For A Corporate Team-Building Exercise With Someone I’ve Never Spoken To Before

Holding Hands For A Corporate Team-Building Exercise With Someone I’ve Never Spoken To Before

after Mekeila
By JAKE Jun 22, 2024

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