bitch doesn't even begin to quantify
an old friend is getting married
JAKE
I AM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND OVER HOW LITTLE I MATTER IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS.
sometimes I think I could live in these empty boxes, curl up, close the tab on the whole world,
Our Grill Dad, Who Art in Barbecue Heaven
Scholars have uncovered shocking new evidence of a gross mistranslation of ancient texts which could shake the very foundations of religion worldwide.
Circle Circle Dot Dot
Nothing by itself looked wrong, but when she looked at it all together it just didn’t look right.
WHAT YOU WANT I AIN’T GOT IT
WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
Falling in love with your friend even though he’s stubborn and afraid
Don't look at me like that.
Ostkreuz
If the passengers were to speak with their tongues, who knew what kind of indecencies would emerge?