JAKE

Grandpa Speaks Greek

I hope he can read it.

You May Be Entitled

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How to ███████ Blackout ████

1. Choose...anything. All that matters is...your source...to manipulate

Ode To My Cicada Homies (3301)

C to the I to the C-A-D-A

Anticipatory Grief

But the...vision flickers forward six months and you bury your father with a round, protruding belly.

Etiquette

I’m asked every night to defuse / a time bomb,

Threes a crowd

I didn’t utter the words “I love you” again in a romantic context for more than two years...