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At a Nail Parlor, One Afternoon

At a Nail Parlor, One Afternoon

tiny burrs stirred up— this velvety arousal
By JAKE Dec 3, 2024
bitch doesn't even begin to quantify

bitch doesn't even begin to quantify

an old friend is getting married
By JAKE Dec 2, 2024
I AM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND OVER HOW LITTLE I MATTER IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS.

I AM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND OVER HOW LITTLE I MATTER IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS.

sometimes I think I could live in these empty boxes, curl up, close the tab on the whole world,
By JAKE Nov 30, 2024
Our Grill Dad, Who Art in Barbecue Heaven

Our Grill Dad, Who Art in Barbecue Heaven

Scholars have uncovered shocking new evidence of a gross mistranslation of ancient texts which could shake the very foundations of religion worldwide.
By JAKE Nov 28, 2024
Circle Circle Dot Dot

Circle Circle Dot Dot

Nothing by itself looked wrong, but when she looked at it all together it just didn’t look right.
By JAKE Nov 25, 2024
WHAT YOU WANT I AIN’T GOT IT

WHAT YOU WANT I AIN’T GOT IT

WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
By JAKE Nov 23, 2024
Falling in love with your friend even though he’s stubborn and afraid

Falling in love with your friend even though he’s stubborn and afraid

Don't look at me like that.
By JAKE Nov 23, 2024

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