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Picked Up Shirley Bassey Hitchhiking

Picked Up Shirley Bassey Hitchhiking

Title from Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode Manos: The Hands of Fate.
By JAKE Jan 25, 2025
Pointgod

Pointgod

We tried our best to change her mind but it was all in vain.
By JAKE Jan 23, 2025
endless therapy

endless therapy

i’ll retrieve what is mine, dip into / infinity pools & emerge
By JAKE Jan 22, 2025
image retention

image retention

CW: Eating disorders/body dysmorphia, Ableism
By JAKE Jan 21, 2025
A group of raccoons huddled together against a chain-link fence.

The Myth of Trash Pandas

The first time Daisy and I did cocaine was our sophomore year of high school.
By JAKE Jan 20, 2025
on mice and earthquakes

on mice and earthquakes

To be truthful, I already knew about the mice.
By JAKE Jan 18, 2025
The Day Cookie Monster Took a Stance on Abortion

The Day Cookie Monster Took a Stance on Abortion

“We’ve gotten out of worse before,” she said.
By JAKE Jan 16, 2025

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