This Poem Does Not Contain Peanuts
It has not been manufactured on equipment used
to process peanuts and should be considered peanut-free.
JAKE
Duck Xing
Every good man-made pond in the middle of giga-suburbia has a metric fuckton of ducks.
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Grown adult Bill Murray purchased a box of Jojo Siwa Strawberry Bop cereal because
How ingestion begets excretion.
Picked Up Shirley Bassey Hitchhiking
Title from Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode Manos: The Hands of Fate.
Pointgod
We tried our best to change her mind but it was all in vain.
endless therapy
i’ll retrieve what is mine, dip into / infinity pools & emerge