Before Kickball
by Jason Melvin
Home plate the man hole cover
Pitcher’s mound that line of orange spray paint
First base the corner of the beige garage
Second base the garbage can lid
Third base the middle door on the Vukich’s garage
not that one the middle one
ball caught in the air and you’re out
hit with ball and you’re out
unless it’s a head shot
then you take your base
unless you’re a cocky douchebag
then no one cares about your face
and don’t be a dickweed
bouncing pitches don’t count
Who’s captains?
Jason Melvin received a gimmicky T-shirt from his teenage daughter on Christmas with a picture of one large fist fist-bumping a much smaller fist. The caption read, “Behind every smart-ass daughter is a truly asshole Dad.” It fit. His work has recently appeared in A Thin Slice of Anxiety, Roi Faineant, Outcast, Bullshit Lit, Olney, Punk Noir and others. His poems were nominated for Pushcarts by Bullshit Lit and Outcast. His first chapbook, Wrong Things, will be published by Bullshit Lit in late 2022. He can be found on Twitter @Jason5Melvin, Instagram @JasonMelvin5 and on his website at www.jasonmelvinwords.weebly.com.