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Noah Powers

Cannon-Shot Dog

Cannon-Shot Dog

by Noah Powers Man, let me tell you, they shot that motherfucker straight out of a cannon. Packed that sumbitch with a fresh load of powder. Lit the wick like a Yankee Candle. Sent his tiny ass through a cloud! Left a tiny dog-shaped hole in that cloud. Look at
By JAKE Jun 11, 2025

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